#and there is no firm canon

[poparthuriana]

The first two of these are referring to Lancelot, the third presumably to Morgan, who is winning their poll (in such a landslide I think I can go ahead and say it, even if some people who haven't voted see this). It seems we're in agreement that chess pieces are being eaten here but not in agreement by whom. So, just for fun...

[pippuns]

or: the one where shen qingqiu stumbles on a bunch of compiled evidence from qi qingqi that he is Not The Same Person as shen jiu

[amimuu]

What if Narinder was a scum villain or smt…. (AU THING!?!)

You can you up, no can no bb. If you are so insistent on the story being terrible, okay, go on and change it! Let’s see how this story’s biggest hater does in the shoes of the main villain.

SVSSS x COTL?!?!!? More likely than you think!!!! (Doodles under the cut!!

‼️Slight blood warning‼️ )

Hey….

*crowd actually cheers for once*

That’s weird. Who are you people.

*crowd stares at me confused*

Uh…Bing bong so my brain once more decided to torture me with visions (mixing one of my fave books with one of my favorite games—) so now this exists—

These weeks have been a LOT. I went into a stress induced creative block and right after went to French summer camp?! Writing this as I’m supposed to be asleep LMAO (dw I’ll be okay) but ANYWAYS!! What is this?!

Crossover duh—but to those who don’t know the plot—okay. Just imagine ???? is this guy who reads a webcomic. (Which is cult of the lamb! Let’s forget the game exists. It’s a webcomic in this universe ) So he hates it because it’s bad. Like. Bad. The protagonist is too powerful, there are a bajillion plot holes, too many love interests—and god, what is that world-building?! He detests it, so as soon as it’s done he leaves one last hate comment—

As he chokes on his food.

That doesn’t end well.

Anyways, waking up, ???? realizes he has transmigrated into said story…as Narinder, the main villain, hated by all, and with the worst ending of all the antagonistic characters. The why of this? Well, the story is so bad, surely even someone like him could take matters into—quite literally—his own hands. Plus, he’s got a game-like system that rewards him or punishes him depending on how well he does in “fixing” the plot…while also not being able to break character, at least for the first story arc. Oh dear.

And so Narinder’s adventure starts. Survive, improve the outcome for everyone and—seduce the protagonist…? Wait—no—that wasn’t part of the plan-!!

Anyways. I’ll talk more about this silly thing later…when I’m not falling asleep at least dkfnkdjfjejfj. Hopefully you enjoyed the ramble and the doodles. Until next time

[justaz]

king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Horrors of Cooking: Hazbin Hotel

Charlie: Dinner's ready!

Angel: *sits at the table and waves his hand in front of his face* WHEW!!! Char, babe, what the fuck did you make?

Charlie: Pasta with alfredo sauce!

Alastor: *wearing a gas mask*

Angel: ......*pokes his plate hesitantly with a fork* .......There's enough garlic in this to flush out all the vampires in the city, Toots....

Charlie: Well..... I may or may not have had an issue with the garlic powder.... but look! It can't be that bad! Vaggie's eating it!

Vaggie: *polishing off her plate with a blank face* Can I have some more, babe?

Lucifer: Well, it can't be that bad. Let's give it a go, shall we?

Hazbins: *all take a bite*

Husk: *fur puffs up before falling out all at once*

Niffty: *eye starts watering profusely as she raises her fork in the air excitedly* YAY!!! PAIN!!!

Alastor: *refusing to take off the gas mask*

Lucifer: *coughing and wheezing as clumps of garlic powder catch in his throat and burn his mouth* Water!!! .....Water!!!

Angel: *feels his tongue burning and tingling with the overabundance of garlic as tears form in his eyes and he clutches his throat* FUCKING - A, CHAR!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! THIS IS A WAR CRIME AND AN AFFRONT TO ITALIANS EVERYWHERE!!!!

Vaggie: *leisurely eating her second helping*

Angel: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST EATING THAT?!?!?!?!

Vaggie: Years of practice.

[lyxthen]

Every time fandom ignores or dismisses a character's asexuality, either explicit or implied, for the sake of shipping, this is what I see in my brain.

[boarloved-art]

ig ooomfie said i should draw xuanli and i kinda went crazy abt them whoopsydoodle

[jmartatkmart]

s4 martin headcanon i just KNOW he ran that institute like THE NAVY. either to not provoke peter to make more people disappear or to not make anyone too suspicious. and since peter was never around and his little sneaky ass hid behind "oh im just an assistant, im passing the word from the Boss Man :(" while being in everyones business about missing deadlines. archives was a mess sure but there are other departments!! someone needed to approve Debrah motherly leave!

[mischieviem]

Had this concept banging around in my head begging to be released so

I finally forced myself to do it ahaha

[mellarked-katnisseverdeen]

There is an endless amount I love the last chapter of Mockingjay and the Epilouge. Genuinely sometimes I feel like I could write a whole novel sized thesis about it and still not quite be satisfied I got to talk about everything.

But I think on this list of my favorite details (which is a mile long) is that Katniss describes her daughter as dancing and playing. And her son as haveing 'chubby toddler legs' that he uses to follow after his older sis.

There could be no clearer way to show to me how happy and loved these children are. How loved and wanted and surrounded by safety and peace. Unloved children don't dance and play like this, children didn't have chubby toddler legs when Katniss grew up. To see these little details paints such a picture of how these children live, and prove their whole point of existence in the narrative from a writing perspective. It shows what the scars were for, what the pain that still lingers paid for. It assures us, even if it's vague, Katniss got to get out of this confusion.

She ended up being able to find and create what she wanted in the freedom she and others paid so high a price for. And while the loss it took will never go away and will always sting, that she got what she had coming to her, the peace and freedom she so craved and spends the rest of her life enjoying along with healing from the cost.

[temeyes]

when your nonchalant hater, fashionista of a dinosaur isn't photogenic,,,

[simplepotatofarmer]

i always feel bad because i know a lot of people like family dynamics in the dsmp but it's probably my one big No. the one thing i just can't do, i'm so sorry. if they weren't related in canon, i can't.

[anxiouslowercase]

sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » meeting the french

[brookiidookiii]

my take on butch4butch mkulia for lesbian week

[bugslaststraw]

So in honor of there maybe being someone out there who cares now, wherever you are, here's the drawing I did right after rereading like 80% of The Truth and then stopping right before the sad bit lmao but anyway yayyy

[miz-chase]

I feel like Jane Rizzoli needs to wear more cargo shorts